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SEO Rapper - Design Coding

2008-03-28T11:32:00.000-07:00

► SEO Rapper - Design Coding ◄
The Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) is back with another marketing rap. This time he describes how web standards and proper design can affect the ranking and conversion of pages on your site.

lyrics
Your site design is the first thing people see
it should be reflective of you and the industry
easy to look at with a nice navigation
when you can't find what you want it causes frustration
a clear Call to action to increase the temptation
use appealing graphics they create motivation
if you have animation
use with moderation
cause search engines can't index the information
display the logos of all your associations
highlight your contact info that's an obligation
create a clean design you can use some decoration
but to try to prevent any client hesitation
every page that they click should provide and explanation
should be easy to understand like having a conversation
when you design the style go ahead and use your imagination
but make sure you use correct color combinations
do some investigation, look at other organizations
but don't duplicate or you might face a litigation
design done, congratulations but it's time to start construction
follow these instructions when you move into production
your photoshop functions then slice that design
do your layout with divs make sure that it's aligned
please don't use tables even though they work fine
when it come to indexing they give searches a hard time
make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide
remove font type, font color and font size
no background colors, keep your coding real neat,
tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet
better results with xml and css
now you making progress, a lil closer to success
describe your doctype so the browser can relate
make sure you do it great or it won't validate
check in all browsers, I do it directly
gotta make sure that it renders correctly
some use IE, some others use Flock
some use AOL, I use Firefox
title everything including links and images
don't use italics, use emphasis
don't use bold, please use strong
if you use bold that's old and wrong
when you use CSS, you page will load quicker
client satisfied like they eating on a snicker
they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker
and then they convert now that's the real kicker
make you a lil richer, your site a lil slicker
design and code right man I hope you get the picture
what I'm telling you is true man it should be a scripture
if it's built right you'll be the pick of the litter
everyone will want to follow you like twitter
competition will get bitter and you'll shine like glitter
if you trying to grow your company will get bigger
design and code right man can you get with it

Ken Lee (Mariah Carey - Without You)

2008-03-25T14:44:00.000-07:00

► Ken Lee (Mariah Carey - Without You) ◄

A contestant in the second season of the Bulgarian show "Music Idol" performs Mariah Carey's song "Without you" in fake English.

The contestant's name is Valentina Hasan, 29 years old. She's from the village of Zvezdelina, in the Kardzhali Province. Valentina's married and "Hasan" is her husband's surname. She currently lives in Spain.

This video is not intended for any ethnic tensions or historical debates. It's just a laugh, so I implore everyone to ignore any irrelevant comments and not to engage in pointless discussions.

Mariah Carey - Without You

Mariah Carey - Without You Lyrics:

No I cant forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving
But I guess thats just the way
The story goes
You always smile but in your eyes
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows
No I cant forget tomorrow
When I think of all my sorrow
When I had you there
But then I let you go
And now its only fair
That I should let you know
What you should know

I cant live
If living is without you
I cant live
I cant give anymore
I cant live
If living is without you
I cant give
I cant give anymore

Well I cant forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving
But I guess thats just the way
The story goes
You always smile but in your eyes
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows

I cant live
If living is without you
I cant live
I cant give any more
I cant live
If living is without you
I cant give
I cant give anymore

Test Your Awareness!

2008-03-19T14:53:00.000-07:00

► Test Your Awareness! ◄
How many passes does the team in white make? Test you awareness and Do the Test!

TFL cycling safetly advert!

spoiler alert

Do you see the Moonwalking bear? :)

Dancing Walrus - Smooth Criminal

2008-03-11T17:40:00.000-07:00

► Dancing Walrus - Smooth Criminal ◄
This walrus is the star of the dancefloor. Better than Jacko!

The original Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (10 minutes 24 seconds):

Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal:

Smooth Criminal Lyrics:

Smooth Criminal

As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A
Crescendo
He Came Into Her Apartment
He Left The Bloodstains On
The Carpet
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Bedroom
She Was Struck Down, It Was
Her Doom

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie

(Annie Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On
The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By-
A Smooth Criminal

So They Came Into The
Outway
It Was Sunday-What A Black
Day
Mouth To Mouth Resus-
Citation
Sounding Heartbeats-
Intimidations

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie

(Annie Are You Ok)
(Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok)
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)

(Annie Are You Ok)
(So, Annie Are You Ok)
(Are You Ok Annie)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By-
A Smooth Criminal)

Okay, I Want Everybody To
Clear The Area Right Now!

Aaow!
(Annie Are You Ok)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You're Ok)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
I Don't Know!
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
I Don't Know!
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
I Don't Know!
(Left Bloodstains On The
Carpet)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
(Annie Are You Ok)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(Will You Tell Us, That
You're Ok)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(There's A Sign In The
Window)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(That He Struck You-A
Crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He Came Into Your
Apartment)
Dad Gone It!
(Left Bloodstains On The
Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The
Bedroom)
Doggone It!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!

Simon's Cat 'Let Me In!'

2008-03-11T16:04:00.000-07:00

► Simon's Cat 'Let Me In!' ◄
Funny animation about Simon's Cat.

by Simon Tofield

Rodolfo Chikilicuatre - Baila el Chiki-Chiki

2008-03-10T03:49:00.000-07:00

► Rodolfo Chikilicuatre - Baila el ChikiChiki ◄
Spain has chosen Rodolfo Chikilicuatre's "Baila el Chikichiki". Rodolfo has a comedy programme on a commercial Spainish TV station. Eurovision 2008 Belgrade.. :)

Rodolfo Chikilicuatre - Baila el Chiki Chiki lyrics:

Perrea, perrea!
El chiqui-chiqui mola mogollón,
lo bailan en la China y también en Alcorcón.
Dale chiqui-chiqui a esa morenita,
que el chiqui-chiqui la pone muy tontita!

Lo baila Rajoy,
lo baila Hugo Chávez,
lo baila Zapatero,
mi amol, ya tu sabeh!

Lo bailan los brothers,
lo baila mi hermano,
lo baila mi mulata con las bragas en la mano!

Y el chiqui-chiqui se baila así:
1! EL BREIKINDANCE!
2! EL CRUSAÍTO
3! EL MAIQUEL YASON
4! EL ROBOCOP!

Baila chiqui-chiqui,
baila chiqui-chiqui,
lo bailan los heavys y también los frikis!

Lo bailan en la cárcel, lo bailan en la escuela,
lo baila mi madre y también mi abuela!

Lo canta el tigre puma con su traje a rayas
y Juan Carlos le dice: ¿Porqué no te callas?
En el velatorio del Padre Damián,
pusieron el chiqui-chiqui y el muerto echó a bailar!

Y el chiqui-chiqui se baila así:
1! EL BREIKINDANCE!
2! EL CRUSAÍTO
3! EL MAIQUEL YASON
4! EL ROBOCOP!

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised by Gil Scott Heron

2008-03-06T14:27:00.000-08:00

► The Revolution Will Not Be Televised by Gil Scott Heron ◄

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.

Travis Pastrana Skydives without a Parachute

2008-03-04T06:51:00.000-08:00

► Travis Pastrana Skydives without a Parachute ◄
Travis Alan Pastrana (born October 8, 1983, in Annapolis, Maryland) is a motorsports competitor who has won championships and X Games gold medals in several events, including supercross, motocross, freestyle motocross, and rally racing.

Pastrana is featured in many motocross stunt videos, most notably in Gregg Godfrey's four "Travis and the Nitro Circus" DVDs. The series can be seen on Fuel TV or purchased via iTunes. A fifth Nitro Circus film is scheduled to be released this fall and will include another Grand Canyon jump by Travis Pastrana and Jolene Van Vugt.

On Sept. 26, 2007, Pastrana jumped out of an airplane over Arecibo, Puerto Rico, without a parachute. In a carefully choreographed stunt, he met up in midair with another jumper, then lashed himself into a harness in time to make a safe tandem landing.

via Wiki

Nokia Morph Concept

2008-02-28T13:19:00.000-08:00

► Nokia Morph Concept ◄

Morph is a concept demonstrating some of the possibilities nanotechnologies might enable in future communication devices. Morph can sense its environment, is energy harvesting and self cleaning .
Morph is a flexible two-piece device that can adapt its shape to different use modes. Nanotechnology enables to have adaptive materials yet rigid forms on demand.
It is also featured in the MoMA online exhibition "Design and the Elastic Mind". It has been a collaboration project of Nokia Research Center and Cambridge Nanoscience Center.

Darth Vader Feels Blue

2008-02-27T02:05:00.000-08:00

► Darth Vader Feels Blue ◄
A touching moment between father and son. Beautiful.

darth vader blues harmonica feels blue star wars funny luke Anakin skywalker

Star Wars according to a 3 year old

2008-02-25T11:09:00.000-08:00

► Star Wars according to a 3 year old ◄
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or He'll getcha! :)

From www.fistofblog.com

Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV.

She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn't have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version.

Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she's all growed up she'll get to read them herself.

A little more about the video: She wasn't coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it's harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on.

Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn't be too much all at once for her.

The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.

Chris Rock about the War on Terror

2008-02-24T07:02:00.000-08:00

► Chris Rock about the War on Terror ◄

Chris Rock - Standup Comedy at its best:
This time about American and the War on Terror, what Bush did to get your mind of the War!!!

"All the stuff goin' on in the news, it's just a trick to get your mind off the war. That's all it is. A trick to get your mind off the war. Okay? I think Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room... Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room, Bush sent that lil' boy to Michael Jackson's house, Bush killed Lacy Peterson... Bush was fuckin' Paris Hilton in that video! All to get your mind off the war. "

"You see these weird white guys getting overly patriotic, and they have their ****in' flag hats on, and their flag drawers, and their flag pickups. 'I'm American, man! I'm American! **** all these ****in' foreigners!' There was a lot of accepted racism when the war started. 'I'm American, man! I'm American! **** the French!' That was cool. Then 'I'm American, man! I'm American! **** all these Arabs!' And that was cool. Then they went to: 'I'm American! I'm American! **** all these illegal aliens!' Then I started listening, because I know that niggas and Jews is next."

Christopher Julius Rock III (born February 7, 1965) is an Emmy Award winning American comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer, film producer and director. He was voted by Comedy Central as the fifth greatest stand-up comedian of all time.

Rock began doing stand-up comedy in 1985 in New York City's Catch a Rising Star. Rock slowly rose up the ranks of the comedy circuit in addition to earning bit roles in the film I'm Gonna Git You Sucka and the TV series Miami Vice. Upon seeing his act at a nightclub, Eddie Murphy befriended and mentored the aspiring comic. Murphy gave Rock his first film role in Beverly Hills Cop II.

Rock became a cast member of the popular sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live in 1990. He and other new cast members Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and David Spade became known as the Bad Boys of SNL. In 1991, he released his first comedy album Born Suspect and won acclaim for his dramatic role as a crack addict in the film New Jack City. His tenure on SNL gave Rock national exposure, but he was rarely used on the show, save for his recurring Nat X character.

A frustrated Rock left Saturday Night Live in 1993, appearing instead as a "special guest" star on the predominately African-American sketch show In Living Color. The show, however, was canceled months later. Rock then decided to concentrate on a film career. He wrote and starred in the mockumentary CB4 but the film was not a success. Acting jobs became scarce, and Rock abandoned Hollywood to concentrate on stand-up comedy.

Rock starred in his first HBO comedy special in 1994 titled Big Ass Jokes. But it was his second stand-up special, 1996's Bring the Pain, that reinvented Rock as one of the best comedians in the industry. His routine, which featured commentaries on race in America, stirred up a great deal of controversy. Rock won two Emmy Awards for that special. Adding to his popularity was his much-publicized role as a commentator for Comedy Central's Politically Incorrect during the 1996 Presidential elections which earned him another Emmy nomination. Rock also was the voice for the "Lil Penny" puppet who was the alter ego to basketball star Penny Hardaway in a series of Nike shoe commercials from 1994-1998, and hosted the '97 MTV Video Music Awards.

Rock later had two more HBO comedy specials: Bigger & Blacker in 1999, and Never Scared in 2004. Articles relating to both specials called Rock "the funniest man in America" in Time and Entertainment Weekly, respectively. HBO also aired his talk show, The Chris Rock Show, which gained critical acclaim for Rock's interviews with celebrities and politicians. The show won an Emmy for writing. His television work has won him a total of three Emmy Awards and 15 nominations. By the end of the decade, Rock was established as one of the preeminent stand-up comedians and comic minds of his generation.

During this time, Rock also translated his comedy into print form in the book Rock This! and released the Grammy Award-winning comedy albums, Roll with the New, Bigger & Blacker and Never Scared.

He is currently working on his fifth HBO special.

via Wiki

Busted water balloon in Slow-Motion

2008-02-23T01:08:00.000-08:00

► Busted water balloon in Slow-Motion ◄

Slow motion water balloon bust. There is something about a bursting water balloon that fasinates us.This was shot using an amazing High frame rate camera. This was shot at 4000 frames per second and played back at 30 FPS. so one second of real time turns into 133 seconds of screen time yes i do mean that one second is over two minuts.The use of very high frame rate cameras helps to make an awesome image that you would never expect to see. We also spend time on lighting, composition, timing and postproduction to provide exceptional value to clients

Tea candles art

2008-02-20T06:12:00.000-08:00

► Tea candles art ◄

This picture was made entirely with candles. I setup the video differently this time so you can see the whole piece being made at the same time.

Check out my other art at
www.philinthecircle.com

Music is provided by
Loe and the Nasty's
www.myspace.com/loesmusic

Amazing Chain Reaction - The Way Things Go

2008-02-18T01:52:00.000-08:00

► Amazing Chain Reaction - The Way Things Go ◄

A Rube Goldberg machine is any exceedingly complex apparatus that performs a very simple task in a very indirect and convoluted way.

IN THIS SCENE: Fire is the instigator in this section of their chain reaction.

ABOUT THIS FILM: In 1987 Swiss artists Peter Fischli and David Weiss built a enormous, precarious structure 100 feet long out of common items. Using fire, water, gravity, and chemistry they create a mind-blowing chain reaction of physical and chemical interactions and precisely crafted chaos.

"A Rube Goldberg drawing come to life. How did they do it?"
-- Chicago Tribune

Who was Rube Goldberg?

Reuben Garret Lucius Goldberg (July 4, 1883 - December 7, 1970) was an American cartoonist who received a 1948 Pulitzer Prize for his political cartooning. He is best known for his series of popular cartoons depicting Rube Goldberg machines, complex devices that perform simple tasks in indirect, convoluted ways. The Reuben Award of the National Cartoonists Society is named in his honor. In addition, there are several contests around the world known as Rube Goldberg contests which challenge high school students to make a complex machine to perform a simple task.

via: Wiki

..and what is Rube Goldberg machine?

A Rube Goldberg machine is a fabulously overengineered apparatus that humorously performs a very simple task in very indirect and convoluted fashion (thus absurdly violating the principle of parsimony). The term first appeared in Webster's Third New International Dictionary with the definition, "accomplishing by extremely complex roundabout means what actually or seemingly could be done simply." The expression has been dated as originating in the US around 1930 to describe Rube Goldberg's illustrations of "absurdly-connected machines". Since then, the expression's meaning has expanded to denote any form of overly confusing or complicated system. For example, recent news headlines include "Is Rep. Bill Thomas the Rube Goldberg of Legislative Reform?", and "Retirement 'insurance' as a Rube Goldberg machine". It has been argued that fissioning uranium to boil water under tremendous temperature and pressure renders nuclear power a Rube Goldberg machine.

via: Wiki

Different Ways People Count Cash

2008-02-16T12:00:00.000-08:00

► Different Ways People Count Cash ◄
This video shows how people in all around the world count their cash in different ways.

Chris Rock about Rap music

2008-02-16T08:14:00.000-08:00

► Chris Rock about Rap music ◄
~~Chris Rap about Rock music~~ Chris Rock at its best: Stand up Comedy about society, daily Life, America and Relationship.
Here hes talking about how hard it is to defend Rap Music and Hip Hop today.
Also mentioned: Tupac, Little John

"the government hates rap"

Jane Fonda Says Cunt (Live on the Today Show)

2008-02-15T01:41:00.000-08:00

► Jane Fonda Says Cunt (Live on the Today Show) ◄

Jane Fonda

Jane Fonda (born December 21, 1937) is a two-time Academy Award-winning American actress, writer, political activist, former fashion model, and fitness guru. She rose to fame in the 1960s with films such as Barbarella and Cat Ballou and has appeared in films ever since. She has won two Academy Awards and received several other awards and nominations. She initially announced her retirement from acting in 1991, and said for many years that she would never act again, but she returned to film in 2005 with Monster in Law, and later Georgia Rule released in 2007. She also produced and starred in several exercise videos released between 1982 and 1995.

via Wiki

Cunt

Cunt is an English language vulgarism most commonly used in reference to the vulva or vagina and, more generally, the pubis, from the mons veneris to the perineum. The earliest citation of this usage, circa 1230, is in the Oxford English Dictionary, referring to the London street known as "Gropecunt Lane". Generally, cunt is considered an obscene word, although, as with all verbal profanities, some speakers regard it as merely informal or even a term of endearment. Calling someone a cunt is generally considered impolite at best, and often as extremely offensive, though this varies between countries and social groupings. The word has neutral significance in the colloquial and technical speech of nautical and other occupational traditions.

"I'm a really big fan of cunt over words like pussy, and especially, vagina. The word has this great guttural sound that lets you get right into it. Pussy and vagina are really dirty words – you only ever hear really greasy men saying things like that. Cunt lets women be vulgar without being derogatory." - Calista Flockhart, at a staging of The Vagina Monologues

"Those words ('bullshit', 'prick', 'pissed off', 'fuck you', and 'cunt') are now liberated from shame. They're in the dictionary now, finally. And the reason they came to the dictionary, finally, was through continual usage. Enough guys said to their wives 'YOU CUNT!' Pow! And that's why it's in the dictionary now: C-u-n-t." - Lenny Bruce, discussing the 1961 Webster's Third New International Dictionary

"I use the word cunt a lot, because the only way to get through to the youth of today is to use words that will grab their attention" - Plan B

via Wiki

Valentine's Day - Love Hurts

2008-02-14T22:47:00.000-08:00

► Valentine's Day - Love Hurts ◄
"Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and mars."

In Roman mythology, Cupid (Latin cupido) is the god of erotic love and beauty. He is equated with the Greek god Eros, and another one of his Latin names Amor (cognate with Kama). In popular culture Cupid is frequently shown shooting his bow to inspire romantic love, often as an icon of Valentine's Day.

Cupid is a holiday character and symbol usually representing Valentines Day and the emotion of love. Cupid is based on the god of Roman mythology of the same name but has undergone many changes. Cupid is the Roman version of the Greek deity Eros.

The most common representations of Cupid include a baby with wings and a bow and arrow. Sometimes the arrow has a heart for its tip. Cupid is most often seen nude or diapered. Cupid is sometimes blindfolded, symbolizing the figure of speech "love is blind."

Reinterpretation of the Cupid character may leave off any or all of the traditional details of the character, so long as the character's main purpose is to make or help people fall in love (or possibly become physically intimate).

Humorous interpretations may feature an obviously grown man but keeping the other traditional elements including the diaper.

It is said that if Cupid's arrow hits you, you will fall hopelessly and madly in love with the next person you meet.

via Wiki

Barack Obama - Yes We Can by will.i.am

2008-02-11T22:36:00.000-08:00

► Yes We Can - Barack Obama Song ◄
by Will.I.Am

Lyrics

It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation.

Yes we can.

It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom.

Yes we can.

It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed westward against an unforgiving wilderness.

Yes we can.

It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballots; a President who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountaintop and pointed the way to the Promised Land.

Yes we can to justice and equality.

Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.

Yes we can heal this nation.

Yes we can repair this world.

Yes we can.

We know the battle ahead will be long, but always remember that no matter what obstacles stand in our way, nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change.

We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics...they will only grow louder and more dissonant ........... We've been asked to pause for a reality check. We've been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope.

But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.

Now the hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of LA; we will remember that there is something happening in America; that we are not as divided as our politics suggests; that we are one people; we are one nation; and together, we will begin the next great chapter in the American story with three words that will ring from coast to coast; from sea to shining sea --

Yes. We. Can.

I was sitting in my recording studio watching the debates...
Torn between the candidates
I was never really big on politics...
and actually I'm still not big on politics...
but 4 years ago, me and the black eyed peas supported Kerry...
And we supported Kerry with all our might...
We performed and performed and performed for the DNC...
doing all we could do to get the youth involved...

The outcome of the last 2 elections has saddened me...
on how unfair, backwards, upside down, unbalanced, untruthful,
corrupt, and just simply, how wrong the world and "politics" are...

So this year i wanted to get involved and do all i could early...

And i found myself torn...
because this time it's not that simple...
our choices aren't as clear as the last elections ...
last time it was so obvious...
Bush and war vs. no bush and no war...

But this time it's not that simple...
and there are a lot of people that are torn just like i am...
So for awhile I put it off and i was going to wait until it was decided for me...

And then came New Hampshire...
And i was captivated...
Inspired...

Guest appearances

The following celebrities were featured in the song and music video (time indicates first appearance on the official dipdive.com version):

* will.i.am - 0:01
* Scarlett Johansson - 0:05
* Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - 0:21
* Common - 0:23
* John Legend - 0:32
* Bryan Greenberg (guitar) - 0:37
* Kate Walsh - 0:44
* Tatyana Ali - 0:44
* Harold Perrineau, Jr. - 0:49
* Aisha Tyler - 1:01
* Samuel Page - 1:03
* Enrique Murciano - 1:07
* Maya Rubin - 1:08 "Kein Annu Yicholim" (in Hebrew: Yes We Can)
* Esthero - 1:10
* Eric Balfour - 1:23
* Nicole Scherzinger - 1:30
* Taryn Manning - 1:41
* Amber Valletta - 1:52
* Auden McCaw (in Valetta's arms) - 1:52
* Kelly Hu - 1:52
* Adam Rodríguez - 1:56 "Sí se puede"
* Eric Christian Olsen - 2:02
* Sarah Wright - 2:02
* Shoshannah Stern - 2:05
* Ed Kowalczyk (guitar) - 2:19
* Fonzworth Bentley (violin) - 2:38
* Amaury Nolasco - 3:24
* Hill Harper - 3:27
* Nick Cannon - 3:36
* Herbie Hancock (piano) - 3:41
* Johnathon Schaech - 3:45
* Austin Nichols - 3:50
* Tracee Ellis Ross - 4:00
* Fred Goldring (guitar) - 4:03

* Anson Mount
* Alfonso Ribeiro
* Cliff Collins
* Vera Farmiga

via Wiki

Mc George W. Bush Beatbox

2008-02-10T09:03:00.000-08:00

► Mc George W. Bush Beatbox ◄
~~President~~ Mc George Bush, The Human Beatbox
~~Vice President~~ Dj Dick Cheney

Frozen Grand Central Station

2008-02-09T13:14:00.000-08:00

► Frozen Grand Central Station ◄
"They stopped what they were doing and stood... like frozen."
Performance art, New York City, Grand Central Station (or Grand Central Terminal)

From http://www.ImprovEverywhere.com, over 200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand Central Station in New York.

This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City. Others include the No Pants Subway Ride, the Best Buy uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop Hoax, to name a few. Visit the website to see tons of photos and video of all of our work, including behind the scenes information on how this video was made.

Fifa Street 3 - Public Freestyle Football

2008-02-08T13:56:00.000-08:00

► Fifa Street 3 - Public Freestyle Football ◄
Amazing football skills.

Fifa Steet 3 - YouTube commercial (..i think)

How not to lift a car

2008-02-08T13:44:00.000-08:00

► How not to lift a car ◄
This is how not to lift a car. oh my god

(via: Neatorama)

Super Duper Tuesday - Barack Obama

2008-02-05T21:07:00.000-08:00

► Super Duper Tuesday - Barack Obama ◄

Not today, but January, 2008

Barack Obama making fun of Hillary Clinton in Nevada.

Obama talks about experience, his weaknesses and radioactive waste dump in Yucca Mountain. Very funny :-)

Super Tuesday (2008), Super Duper Tuesday, Mega Tuesday, Giga Tuesday, Tsunami Tuesday, and The Tuesday of Destiny are names for 5 February 2008, the day on which the largest simultaneous number of state U.S. presidential primary elections in the history of U.S. primaries will be held. Twenty-four states and American Samoa are scheduled to hold either caucuses or primary elections for one or both parties on this date. Additionally the week long Democrats Abroad Global Primary will begin on this day.

The large number of states holding elections on February 5 could shorten the period between the first caucus in Iowa, on January 3, 2008, and the de facto selection of a party's nominee to just a few weeks. Super Tuesday 2008 will see 52% of the Democratic and 41% of the Republican delegates awarded by early February 2008. By comparison, only about 1% of nominating convention delegates had been selected by that point in the 2000 election cycle.
Wiki

► Super Duper Tuesday II - Rap... :) ◄